Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Bhajji aka Turbonator



Hey Folks !!
You guys are going to witness the biggest bhaukaaals by the Indian Cricket player ever. This one is soo special, and it comes right from none other than the Sardar from Jalandhar. He loves controversies. Infact he started his career with controversy, he was banned for his bowling action i.e chukker. But he came back by improving his action.

To cut the story short he made an impact in Indian team during the Border - Gavaskar Trophy in 2001. And he was named as "Turbonator". He went through his ups and downs through out his career. Suddenly in 2004 our "Turbonator" started working on a new type of ball called MAGIC Ball. And he gave a statement "I have a magic ball". People those who dont trust on my words or people who want to convince themselves by reading the bhaukaaal themselves may do the honors here.
So this was the Metamorphosis phase that was developing in bhajji's life. No one imagined at that point of time that he would completely finish his metamorphosis on the grand occassion like world cup 2007. He finally discovered that "MAGIC" ball. And he publicly said on all news channels that world will see my "MAGIC" ball.

But as they say "Ignorance is Bliss", he never knew where that "MAGIC" ball was and I think that remained in his turban forever (I m not trying to be racist, so dont take it either way).

No problem Bhajji, its always next time. May be next lifetime. Hard luck !!! (I am sorry, plzzz dont slap me for saying this Mr. Obnoxious Weed).

At last, Sukhbir is my favourite artist ( Thats because bhajji loves dancing in his friends music albums, and Sukhbir is his best friend).
oh ho ho ho, oh ho ho ho, oh ho ho ho
ho ho ho ishq tera tadapave,
Satish.

3 comments:

Shreyas said...

How come your little article has no mention of the word 'doosra'?

Satish said...

Shr,
Because 'Doosra' is his another weapon. Thats not the magic ball he was talking about. 'Doosra' was already famous by then and largely exploited by Saqlain Mushtaq. But our hero said he had someting amazing that no one has ever seen. Probably he meant to say that he will ball a doosra but by the end when it reaches to batsman it will becaome 'pehla' or something like that.

Shreyas said...

http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/ci/content/story/138512.html