Sher ka puttar ghaas nahin khata

First have a look at this video http://www.hotklix.com/?ref=content/96910 .

Caution: If you have not seen over acting in your life then please do not watch this video, you may be traumatized by the son of infamous Punjabi actor Yograj Singh's acting.
After watching the video, you will thank God that Yuvraj adopted his dad's former profession(cricket) and not the later profession. I will not be surprised if Yuvraj tries his luck as an actor after his retirement in cricket.

Now post your comments on Yuvi's performance as an actor. After looking at Yuvi's performance I am kinda tempted to watch his dad's movies.

Dada - The phoenix

This picture says it all... sigh

It's a new me...

Does seem like a bhaukaaal doesn't it?? ok, WAIT n WATCH ;-)
I am leaving tomorrow. Be ready for the echo, as Satish Bhaiyya says!

Mood of the moment: Nervous
Song of the moment: Rock ON!

India Pak - ONE MORE TIME

"I would like to score a 150-run win over India on Tuesday."
Geoff Lawson, the Pakistan coach, raises the bar.

Need I add a word to this?

Wonders of the Modern World

This is by far one of the most ambitious bhaukaaal I've heard in a while. Reminder that the city that has planned to do this has AMPLE sewage/slum/drainage problems, and has at least a three days of inactivity a year due to rain water flooding.

Here goes:
Statue Of Liberty Bhaukaaal

Spiritual Bhaukaaals

Self Explanatory !!!

here


This one is from Malkit Singh, I didnt knew he is such a big star untill I came across this article.
here

ROFL @

"I’m not the sort of artiste who hides behind dark glasses and bullet-proof car windows. How will I retain my popularity if I don’t look into the eyes of the very people who made me a star? "

I think Sukhbir should learn something from this bhaukaaal .....

KKR vs Mumbai!!

this is no small game by any standards..

"God vs Dada, Shoaib n co."

please let your creative bhaukaaaling juices flow in

Randomly saying!!!

4:24 p.m. 13th May 2008

I feel sorry for Satish bhaiyya... I wished the Delhi Daredevils had been worthy of Satish Bhaiyya's faith in them! Considering the fact that it's his birthday today, I also wish he'd have given a not-so-obvious (well, do not quote me on that - I ain't a cricket follower) bhaukaal :)

I am bored and waiting for the clock to strike somewhere close to 5:15. This should be enough to explain my presence on this blog!

And yes, I am noticing two posts started (but not finished) by Shrey and Rahul... I am so bored I would have filled them in if it was possible to!

Penning off now!

R Dravid b Ganguly 5 (11b 0x4 0x6) SR: 45.45

I am not a dada fan like rahul, but kudos to Dada for this one!

Bhaukaaals of the week

On Payal's request, here are some non-cricketing bhaukaaals. On another note, please publish more news websites known for their bhaukaaal-ing nature. The Hindu, NDTV, Aaj Tak are well known sources.

Bhaukaaal 1:
Me and Hrishi have decided that tomorrow is the last straw, D-day, final countdown, the moment.
To start what will become our daily routine for the extent of summer 2008, a routine that will soon become a habit: jogging.
Since the blog comes with a timestamp, I shall waste no more time in marking the date.
For anyone else interested, we will be @ Bayshore park everyday from 7.30 AM to 8.15 AM. Don't even bother messaging us, find us there.

Bhaukaaal 2:
"Living up to one of its fancier pre-poll promises, Tamil Nadu's ruling DMK government will soon be handing over another 30 lakh colour television sets to ‘poor households' across the state.
The freebie, one of many promised by the ruling DMK, has cost the state ex-chequer Rs 2,250 crore so far.

And the government hopes to reach a target of one crore (households) by 2011, when its term ends"

Translation:
1 crore = 10 million = 1/100 the population of India
Population of Tamil Nadu (2008) = 62 Million.
ie. for EVERY 6 people in the state (average family) they will provide a colour TV, from the taxpayer's own money.

..PURE GENIUS!

Today marks the day

When Royal Challengers will begin their rise to power. With Misbah and Killer Kumble back and in action, they will charge through the chargers, and then go onward with the momentum.

As far as the chargers are concerned, still a good team, I'd still like to wish them well for the future.


Mark the date: 3rd
Mark the position: 8th

KKR vs Rajasthan Royals

Rahul says:
kal kolkata jeetegi
Rahul says:
rajasthan ki AUKAAD nahi hai to play ishant

...the rest.. they say, will be history

Chak De Fiasco

India first participated in their Hockey Olympic team in 1928. To everyone's surprise they won the Gold medal (Suvarna Padak in Hindi) on their first attempt. As they say rest is the history, Indian Hockey Team retained the Gold medal for next 6 consecutive Olympics (i.e From 1928 - 1956). In total India has 8 Gold medals and has always qualified for Olympics since 1928. That was the Golden Era of Indian Hockey. Hockey being the National sport of one of the largest populated countries in the world, India, reached zenith at one point of time.

Because of these achievements, if a paparazzi asked the hockey players like Dhanraj Pillay (I respect him for his achievements) just before the world cup, they used to say "Hum keval suvarna padak jeet kar layenge".... Plzzz think twice before giving such a big bhaukaaal.

K.P.S Gill scripted a Shakespearean ending to Indian Hockey i.e Tragedy. Its not entirely his fault there are lot of bhaukaaals in the media that is responsible for this catastrophe. When Indian Cricket Team won the 20/20 WorldCup, there were lot of questions asked by the media. Some hockey players complained and even had gone on a hunger strike ( Now thats emotional bhaukaaal) when cash rewards were showered on Indian cricket team after their Twenty20 World Cup triumph. They accused that government was biased towards circket. Now they must understand the difference.
Media has a problem with SRK watching the cricket matches and he doesnt spend time on watching live hockey matches. Now what kind of stupid argument is that. Just because the star did a movie on hockey he does not have to be a brand ambassador for that game. Moreover he is an actor he does movies for his popularity and awards and not for spreading a game or something like that. If he really cared for the game then he would have spend his money on hockey team or buy a team in Premiere Hockey League(PHL). But he knew he can make more money from cricket so he invested his money in Indian Premiere League(IPL).

So the moral of the story is that Indian Hockey has reached its Nadir and the entire administration is responsible for it, not cricket. Some administrative people have been suspended including K.P.S.Gill because of corruption charges. So Mr. Gill its time for you to put on the song "Kuch Kariye, Kuch Kariye... nuss nuss khaule...." on repeat mode. Hope that might trigger something in you.

Some reference : here

BK101

For many of you out there who have stumbled upon this website, intentionally or otherwise, this is an introduction to the Bhaukaaal page or BK101.

First, lets get this straight:
What is a bhaukaaal?

A bhaukaaal (also spelled bhaukal, bhaukaal) is a sentence in the future tense, usually (but not always) stating an impossible dream.
eg. (hangover) "I will quit drinking"
(January) "I am going to lose this winter weight"

Bhaukaaals may be simple or complex, they may be straightforward or require context.

A bhaukaaal might be an outrageous claim:

eg. "Hum suvarna padak layenge" (We will bring back the gold medal) - KPS Gill on the Indian hockey team's prospects for Beijing 2008.
Status: The Indian team failed to qualify for the Olympics in 2008

Or a public announcement:

eg. "We are targeting an area from Iraq to Indonesia, and that area has a population of 2.5 billion." - President of Spice Mobile (on Spice's new screen-less, cheapest ever cellphone)

Because of their funny nature, some bhaukaals are sometimes fulfilled:
eg. "We are confident of winning the 3rd Test" - Anil Kumble (after an embarassing defeat at ..anyway)

But most of the time, they are funnier unfulfilled:
eg. "I will SCARE the Indians" - Shaun Tait (Australian paceman before the Perth Test)
Status: Cumulative figures of 21 overs, 92 runs, 0 wickets. He left the Australian team for some 'personal time' after the Test and has been missing since.

I hope I have made clear WHAT a bhaukaaal is. What a GOOD bhaukaal is, only time will tell.

Note: some sources for these bhaukaaals may be questionable (note NDTV, AAJ TAK), but hey, who cares?

How to post:
For this, you need a gmail account (send it to Satish, he will activate it)

So go ahead, find more instances of bhaukaaals and post them here. Of course, if you have ambition and don't mind other people laughing at you, post your own!

Bhajji aka Turbonator

Hey Folks !!
You guys are going to witness the biggest bhaukaaals by the Indian Cricket player ever. This one is soo special, and it comes right from none other than the Sardar from Jalandhar. He loves controversies. Infact he started his career with controversy, he was banned for his bowling action i.e chukker. But he came back by improving his action.

To cut the story short he made an impact in Indian team during the Border - Gavaskar Trophy in 2001. And he was named as "Turbonator". He went through his ups and downs through out his career. Suddenly in 2004 our "Turbonator" started working on a new type of ball called MAGIC Ball. And he gave a statement "I have a magic ball". People those who dont trust on my words or people who want to convince themselves by reading the bhaukaaal themselves may do the honors here.
So this was the Metamorphosis phase that was developing in bhajji's life. No one imagined at that point of time that he would completely finish his metamorphosis on the grand occassion like world cup 2007. He finally discovered that "MAGIC" ball. And he publicly said on all news channels that world will see my "MAGIC" ball.

But as they say "Ignorance is Bliss", he never knew where that "MAGIC" ball was and I think that remained in his turban forever (I m not trying to be racist, so dont take it either way).

No problem Bhajji, its always next time. May be next lifetime. Hard luck !!! (I am sorry, plzzz dont slap me for saying this Mr. Obnoxious Weed).

At last, Sukhbir is my favourite artist ( Thats because bhajji loves dancing in his friends music albums, and Sukhbir is his best friend).
oh ho ho ho, oh ho ho ho, oh ho ho ho
ho ho ho ishq tera tadapave,
Satish.

Bangalore is about to bounce back

And its any day now..says my GUT feeling.
Here's why they are about to become unstoppable:

Batting: the consistent Dravid, the powerful six-hitting Driver, einstein of pakistani cricket - Misbah, the sledging Boucher, the young and angry Virat Kohli and other bright domestic dark horses.

Bowling: Second highest wicket taker ZAK, KILLER kumble, the express STEYN, nippy meduim pace swing bowler P.K., the experienced sunil joshi

Coach: BKV PRASAD("I was an agressive bowler in my time")

Mentor: Martin Crowe ("IPL is a scientific project. It is all about tactics")

Brand Ambassador: Katrina Kaif

Mumbai Indian's will beat Kolkata Knight Riders

Its the first bhaukaaal of the blogspot.
Cheers to the Mumbai Indians. Hope GOD (Sachin) makes a come back and hits Agarkaaaaaa all over around.